The Magic Of The Internet.

This tale is about the glories that is the internet, and why I try to utilize it as much as possible. So I met this girl on myspace who added me, if i recall she found me through Newsense. We began talking and got along nicely. We were both in relationships when we met, but after those ended, we decided to meet and hang out. The first time it I knew it was going to be a bit wierd and so I had my good friend "Scoundrel" tag along. After the night was over, Scoundrel and I went back to my place and lied to the girl that we would go to her house later.

She and I didn't lose contact though and we hung out a couple more times. By the second time we hooked up as I was leaving, it was cheesy and steriotypical, but none the less fun. The same goes for the third time we hung out. But the real fun happened after we hadn't hung out for a while and met up again for our fourth encounter.

Seeing half the time we had hung out, we were either watching a movie or making out, the after-movie expieriance this time was that much more great. So we're chilling in my car thinking of things to do when she drops the line "the back seat looks intriguing," I agree and we drive for a place to get down to business. We finally find what appears to be a closed road in a quiet neighborhood with no potential for interruption. (it ended up not being true and we high tailed out of there after this adventure).

So we begin making out, a lot. A skill I pride myself of having. Some people who I'm pretty sure I can only describe as whores have agreed that I am awesome. Anyways, so this continues, clothes get removed more and more, hands go places that are considered unholy, and then your at second base my friends. So after a while of this fun and games, she begins to remove my pants completely and is expressing interest in performing oral sex. Of course, being a stimulated male, it would be foolish, and very homosexual, to say no. So right before she does, she gets a call from her Dad asking when she'll be home. If memory serves me right she said we had just gotten out of the movie and were going to grab some ice cream or something (foreshadow). She ends the conversation, but I'm destimulated. After a few more minutes of making out, I'm ready to go again. So she starts slobbin'. And I might add, she is extremely good at it. Potentially the best one yet to this day. But I mean, for as little as I know her, she may have had a lot of "practice". Fuck it.

I usually pride myself on not finishing during oral sex, especially if im in a car. However, as I mentioned, she was just shy of pornstar good and I hadn't cum in a few days, so my penis enjoyed the attention. Me, being a gentleman, let her know I'm going to finish soon, wondering if I'm gonna have to use my boxers as a cum rag or something. But she just carried on as if I hadn't said a word. So I blow my load in her mouth and ask if she would like me to open the door so she could spit out the "tastey concoction". Then clear as a bell she replies "What?".

I just chuckled to myself, realizing this girl knows the bare-bones minimum about me and said "thank you internet."

Studio Sex

A while back I had a girlfriend who I went out with for a long time and we had our good and definitely bad times throughout. Anyways, after we broke up, I still tried to remain friends with her, as I do with any of my ex's. The problem was, when the relationship ended, she wasn't ready for that and the friend thing got weird a lot of times.

Probably one of our stronger connections was through music. We were both singers and liked many of the same bands. So a couple times we had written/performed songs together and they turned out pretty good. A few months after getting out of the relationship, I decided we should co-write and record a song together for a solo venture I was doing. She came over, and we hung out and started working on the song down in my studio and I thought it shaped out nicely. We finished it and were going to listen back to it to see if anything needed fixing. The IKEA couch I have down there also folds out to a futon type deal and she suggests we lie down and listen.

While laying there she starts moving closer to me. I didn't think anything of it really and just continued listening. Next thing I know, this girl starts removing some clothing, at first I think it has something to do with the fact there isn't a good air conditioner down there, but then it became pretty clear what was going on. We start kissing and removing more clothing until we're both naked. Oh yeah, she had a new boyfriend at the time, but apparently they were on a break (because I do not believe in nor condone cheating of anykind). After this continues to go on for a bit, she starts hinting that we should have sex. Personally, I wasn't down because this would kind of be like leading her on and I think that's wrong but in the heat of the moment, I wasn't about to say no. So we go with the flow and end up fucking. Starting of in missionary, then moving to doggiestyle all while listening to the happy little love song we had written.

Once we finish, there was probably some of the most awkward after-sex expieriance. Me, being a professional, go back to fixing the song and putting it on a CD. She got a little upset about this lack of attention, but hey, she said we should just "blow off some steam". After this, she and her boyfriend got back together and he wanted to fight me a lot for a while, but I think we smoothed it all over, and they are happy from what I know. Which is good. She probably hates me these days because I was kind of a dick after we broke up, so now after this goes online, she'll hate me even more. But hey, there's a good song and story now out of it!